Campbell on Slash

Bruce Campbell on Slash

Disclaimer
Yes, I know this is evil, but let me explain. And don't try this at home, kids! About a year and a half ago, I found out from a friend, who'd met Bruce Campbell at the NY Con, that the King of Thieves himself had heard of Ksmithares, my Ares erotica mailing list. And he didn't seem horrifed--rather, more amused than anything. So I emailed him for confirmation. Bruce Campbell's not only a gorgeous babe, an awesome actor, a great director, but he rocks! Here's a copy of the full text of my letter. His response follows. If anyone wants a copy, to ensure authentication, email me privately at the addy below. Note: Details, like the addies, are outdated, since this all happened several years ago.

-----Original Message-----
From: Thamiris <klerksandowens@sprint.ca>
To: bcact@aol.com <bcact@aol.com>
Date: Monday, March 01, 1999 1:17 PM
Subject: Semi-rude question... ;-)

::::clears throat:::::

Ummm....A friend at the NY con mentioned that you'd heard about the
ksmithares list, where, among other things, we write erotic fanfic involving
Ares and other characters in the Xenaverse LOL! Out of context, that might
sound deranged, but we're all normal...Really. ;-)

My rude question (it's been upped from semi-rude) is this: you might be
aware that some of us there write...uh...what's called slash...<gggg> which
depicts activities of the kind Jerry Falwell's explicitly condemned in his
attack on one of the Teletubbies? Just for kicks, you understand. No harm
intended, of course. Utmost respect, etc. I was just wondering if this
deeply offended you--knowing that a bunch of women are writing stories not
only with Auto and Xena, but with Auto and Ares as...errrr....very good
friends?

We (all 150+ of us at ksmithares) think you're wonderful: fab actor, great
director, kewl guy...LOL! It's so obvious I almost forgot to include it...

Respectfully (in spite of appearances to the contrary),

Tham
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Stonewall/8526/areslash.htm
http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Stonewall/8526/ksmithares2.htm
"I can't keep my mind out of the gutter to save my soul."
-- X, "My Goodness"

-----Original Message-----
From: BCACT@aol.com <BCACT@aol.com>
To: klerksandowens@sprint.ca <klerksandowens@sprint.ca>
Date: Monday, March 01, 1999 9:10 PM
Subject: Re: Semi-rude question... ;-)

In a message dated 3/1/99 1:16:28 PM Pacific Standard Time, klerksandowens@sprint.ca writes:

><< I was just wondering if this deeply offended you--knowing that a bunch of women are writing stories not only with Auto and Xena, but with Auto and Ares as...errrr....very good friends? >>

>Tham,

Heck no - as long as my exploits are properly embellished!

Best,

Bruce

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Is he totally awesome or what? I personally vow to "embellish his exploits" like they've never been embellished before. I love a guy with a sense of humor.

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